if there was a zombie apocalypse which 5 MK players would you want in your survival group and why?

[Enenra]

I'm black? O_O

Blackest thing since Bill Cosby shaking a sparkly dick at a fat white girl while wearing a wife beater and a bucket of fried chicken in the non-sparkly dick holding hand.

So yeah, pretty black.

 

[ForeverKing]

I googled "horse sized duck" and got this

C'mon man, once you get a hold of those duck legs, it's over. 6-4 human adv.

Fuck that I wouldn't even wanna fight that thing

 

[Cossner]

Cossner - Bait and potential re-population.

I agree with this.

 

[JAP]

Pig of the hut = the Music
Perfect Leyend = the clown
REO = The troll
16 bits = the lure :16Bit
goldfish = .... you know :tonyt

 

[OutworldKeith]

1. Tom Brady - To commentate the events .
2. GGA 16 Bit - LBSH, the beard is GDLK
3. Slips because he would make good use of a low-tier knife when everyone else would have shotguns.
4. m2dave - Zoning the zombies!
5. STB Espio - Good strategies without many tools. (Low-tier whore)

 

[Lumpymoomilk]

Really who wouldn't choose the 100 duck sized horses they'd probably be all cute and stuff, but the duck, holy shit, that thing gets you in its bill once and crush you.

 

[Enenra]

And the I chose the duck the size of a horse. Put a saddle on that shit, ride around town, get all the pussy.

 

[Derptile]

16bit
Krayzie
Digimon
9.95
and JamesMK



Dem Zombies get hongray.

 

[AestheticLove]

That awkward moment when STB Goldfish says no to repopulating.

 

[WayoftheFist]

REO - He will quickly find the most OP weapon and use it to destroy anything in his path.
16 Bit - We need someone on the team who embodies loyalty, and lbsh, that's 16 bit.
Pig Of The Hut - A zombie attack is no time for laziness and Pig is certainly the opposite of lazy.
CDjr - Who else would ground pound a zombie into oblivion then ask the nearest survivor if they liked fish sticks? Every team needs that guy
Lt. Box - If ever there was a man with a creative view on things it's Box, and sometimes survival comes down to a quick creative solution.

 

[SwiftTomHanks]

Now this is a topic worth logging on and responding to.

James MK and Rapzilla - best 2 guys to go into a bar fight with

Digi, Revolver, 16bit - 3 guys that I'm very sure I could outrun just in case

 

[Invincibeast]

I understand why a lot of people are picking Forever King, CDjr, and other swoll guys to be on their teams...but... if one of them gets bit, that means they turn. Fuck fighting a swoll zombie lol

 

[GGA Wafflez]

this is a hard choice... it's obvious that...
-@16 Bit and Tom Brady are both good people for entertainment, but LBSH... 16 bit wins cause he has something worth fighting for... which is pizza... which is what i will be partially fighting for so there is that.
-Of course we need the token swoll guy, so there is FOREVER KING, but the position is already filled by myself, so I will have to go with @Frothy Omen as the tech guy. he always posts very useful information on his statuses and i think we can use that as an advantage.
-@Soonk will be our motivational speaker, cause he always cheers people up, or at least me, when we are feeling down on ourselves. His miniscule training in hand to hand combat may drag the team down because it's mandatory to know Wing Chun, but we will compensate.
-@GGA Jeremiah would be our sniper. almost everything i know about women comes from him, and i feel i owe him something. also he thinks xbox players are worse than pc players at COD, so i would have to show him up by taking it to the real battlefield
-Last would be m2dave cause he is good at laming out zombies while complaining about having to lame out zombies who out lame him cause he's lame.

 

[DJ L Toro]

My cousin Carlos (played trilogy)
My cousin Mauri (played trilogy)
My brother Andrew (played trilogy)
My dad (played mk1)
hmm, and i guess i need a girl right? That bitch that got uppercutted on the cleveland bus. I'd uppercut her into the zombie traps so they get baited in and i get a toasty boost, lol.

fuck repopulating, with this few people by the second generation incest becomes inevitable. im not putting my kids through that, that's freaking nasty.

 

[CYracks]

I would want the following players in my "Survival" group:

GGA 16 BIT- He is fat and would provide valuable nutrition. I can also cut him open and sleep inside him like a tauntaun sleeping bag when I get cold.

CD Sr- Looks like he's got some meat on him, probably taste like beef jerky so yum yums.

CD Jr- He's younger and more tender. I'll tell him to bring barbecue sauce because of reasons.

AU_IM_Digimon- 300 lbs of reasons are obvious.

Tom Brady- I need someone to complain about Sub Zero while I eat the others. I'll save him for last.

Disclaimer:
Candidates are not necessarily listed in the order which they are to be eaten.

-Grillmaster

 

[Eddy Wang]

Everyone who didn't say me is wrong.

I Can use any kind of asian MA weapon, and they didn't named me either, who is going to kick the zombies asses to save bullets then?

 

[Big Pampering]

1. CD jr - he's strong and agile and keeps his mind focused.
2. Pig Of The Hut - he would draw up all sorts of blue prints and plans for us. Probably also help us maintain and ration food supplies.
3. Tom Brady - for similar reasons as Pig of the Hut, the guy is smart.
4. GGA Dizzy - someone to talk Cage fundamentals with and someone who would probably never leave a friend behind.
5. Showtime - idk why but I think he would haul major ass.

Tom brady and reo for entertainment, 16 bit and slips for the weird discussions. Triforce for the smart stuff...

I wouldnt pick cd jr lol, he would kill you if food ran out.

 

[ragnar0kz28]

FOREVER KING - because of his strength (fight zombies)
Tom Brady - Entertainment
ragnar0kz28 - to feed to the zombies (bait)
STB Goldfish - LBSH we need to eventually repopulate the world
Wafflez - because everyone needs a toilet

... why all the hate...

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

Pig, Squeak, Hitoshura, Maxter, and Blake.

- Pig Of The Hut will inevitably grow a set of bleach-blonde badass Lajon Witherspoon dreads, commune with the gods after all hope appears lost, and be turned into our epic metal leader.
- Squeaker101, as per the result of some bizarre, zombie-related side effect, develops the ability to legit throw fire. He is IN.
- Hitoshura, because every journey through the apocalypse needs a Spartan.
- Maxter, because I'll need a fellow latin warrior to learn how to make rum from the earth with.
- GamerBlake90, because he reminds me of Billy the Blue Ranger, and a Power Ranger would be a huge asset amidst zombies.

 

[NB Semi Evil Ryu]

I work alone.



........or with any of the lady MK players. Gotta keep the human race going.

 

[PPJ]

Tyrant - Watch the movies. Black guys are the first to go in these situations, but always do something that allows others to get out unharmed.

he died for our sins...

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

M2Dave - could snipe at zombies on the roof. Has probably killed a man.

Forever King - Swoll. amature wrestler so he's good in a brawl.

Pig of the Hut - serious, cool under pressure. master strategist.

Tom Brady - good athlete. entertaining.

Dizzy - my homie. when I get EMO about the bleak hopeless future he can cheer me up.

I'm only quoting this because you chose a Wrestler to fight zombies...... doesn't seem like a good idear?
Like taking knife to a sniper battle in a desert.

 

[xInfra Deadx]

I work alone.



........or with any of the lady MK players. Gotta keep the human race going.

Yeah...this is the way I roll.

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

Temjiin - because all he does is recruit zombie players
STB Shujinkydink - because I said so
@Goldfish - duh
@birdsongs - every girl needs a BFF.
@ripcrowley - too legit to quit.

 

[16 Bit]

I'm only quoting this because you chose a Wrestler to fight zombies...... doesn't seem like a good idear?
Like taking knife to a sniper battle in a desert.

He could hold the zombie down while we cut it's head off.