if there was a zombie apocalypse which 5 MK players would you want in your survival group and why?

[16 Bit]

go.

 

[FrothyOmen]

I don't know, but the real question here is If you had to choose between fighting 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses, no weapons, which would it be?

 

[redeyes]

what type of zombies are we talking?

walking dead?
dawn of the dead
dawn of the dead remake
shaun of the dead
i am legend
28 days later!?


THIS MATTER MAN!

 

[16 Bit]

old school slow zombies. If you are bitten you turn.

 

[Tokiwartoothxdk]

1. tom brady: because its tom freaking brady
2. 16 bit: would down play the end of the world
3. slips: would keep 16 bit in check
4. Maxter: would light up the mood
5. goldfish: for re-population
I would also fight 100 duck sized horses. That shit is free

 

[Gimmick]

FOREVER KING - because of his strength (fight zombies)
Tom Brady - Entertainment
ragnar0kz28 - to feed to the zombies (bait)
STB Goldfish - LBSH we need to eventually repopulate the world
Wafflez - because everyone needs a toilet

 

[redeyes]

1. forever king so he can punch the zombies to death
2. goldfish same reason as tokiwartooth
3. Juggs cause hes the man
4. 16 bit cause hes really funny and would make it bearable
5. someone whos good with guns on tym. i dont care who.

 

[DragonPick]

Five random sacrifices so I can distract the zombies and get the hell away. I don't care who you are, you are going to be a sacrifice for my life.

I don't know, but the real question here is If you had to choose between fighting 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses, no weapons, which would it be?

What is the battle field for this battle? Do I have time to plan?

 

[Gimmick]

I don't know, but the real question here is If you had to choose between fighting 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses, no weapons, which would it be?

I googled "horse sized duck" and got this

C'mon man, once you get a hold of those duck legs, it's over. 6-4 human adv.

 

[PPJ]

sawnikfaux
mklegend
j0sh99
xsmokex
wafflez

 

[redeyes]

sawnikfaux
mklegend
j0sh99
xsmokex
wafflez

are you picking 5 people to molest or 5 people to help kill zombies?

 

[Owerbart]

5 female players

HAHAHAH SUDDENLY I'M THE ONE NEEDED TO REPOPULATE THIS SHITHOLE

 

[16 Bit]

M2Dave - could snipe at zombies on the roof. Has probably killed a man.

Forever King - Swoll. amature wrestler so he's good in a brawl.

Pig of the Hut - serious, cool under pressure. master strategist.

Tom Brady - good athlete. entertaining.

Dizzy - my homie. when I get EMO about the bleak hopeless future he can cheer me up.

 

[FrothyOmen]

Five random sacrifices so I can distract the zombies and get the hell away. I don't care who you are, you are going to be a sacrifice for my life.



What is the battle field for this battle? Do I have time to plan?

Empty field. No weapons, no preparation. You are there alone for an arbitrary reason that doesn't matter for the sake of this question.

 

[aldazo]

I googled "horse sized duck" and got this

C'mon man, once you get a hold of those duck legs, it's over. 6-4 human adv.

I think once he grabs your head in his bill it will be game over .

 

[DragonPick]

Empty field. No weapons, no preparation. You are there alone for an arbitrary reason that doesn't matter for the sake of this question.

The horses, then. I'm not getting charged at or divebombed by a heavy fucking duck

 

[Zoidberg747]

Ghost- He talks about the 2nd amendment a lot, hopefully that means what I think that means
Gamerblake- I could tell him the zombies hate MK and he will go berserk
Perfect Legend- He would manage to beat the zombies even though he lives by himself with no real zombie competition
Pig of the Hut- He seems like he could wreck some shit
Goldfish- Cause I want another Baraka player alive(and 1man lives in Ireland so....)

 

[DownfouralitY]

Tom Brady
REO
Slips
16 Bit
Big D

 

[CRUM]

1. CD jr - he's strong and agile and keeps his mind focused.
2. Pig Of The Hut - he would draw up all sorts of blue prints and plans for us. Probably also help us maintain and ration food supplies.
3. Tom Brady - for similar reasons as Pig of the Hut, the guy is smart.
4. GGA Dizzy - someone to talk Cage fundamentals with and someone who would probably never leave a friend behind.
5. Showtime - idk why but I think he would haul major ass.

 

[DragonPick]

I think once he grabs your head in his bill it will be game over .

That's like saying if Sheeva low grabs Kenshi, it's game over. Learn the match up, man.

 

[Gimmick]

I think once he grabs your head in his bill it will be game over .

dude, its a damn duck. Ducks run away from you when you get like 10 ft close to them.
But imagine having to fight 100 of these

Screw That.

 

[FrothyOmen]

Your graphics are excellent
and those horses seem a tad big, but then again i'm 6'5" so everything is small to me.

 

[Mr. Mileena]

DR
Forever King
Cd Jr
Maxter
Lord of the Fly

 

[GGA HAN]

Everyone needs to rethink their answers and include at least 1 swoll person in there group, if not 2 or more. Wafflez =Zombie bait, hard labor and if we run out of food we could eat him. Brady is a natural athlete and also would provide entertainment and hope, CD Sr = SWOLL, Forever King = SWOLL, soonk supposedly has military training and would get salty about the zombies and could coach us through the rough times...if he just didn't ragequit life and throw himself at the zombies first. I hope my GGA brothers would make it with their chosen group! lol

 

[Tolkeen]

GGA Soonk - He has guns and survival gear, and he'd be willing to make those very difficult decisions...IE killing humans.
FrothyOmen - Cause he and soonk work well together, and he's always willing to play devil's advocate.
CrimsonShadow - another good friend who is smart, and could play the group conscience. He's also got connections and knows about computers enough to possibly help us get some sort of technology building for our commune.
Pig of the Hut or Tom brady - both are fun and friendly guys, who seems like they would be willing to be the democratic voice in case we came upon some other groups... and they could convince the lone women to join our group.
The last spot is the hardest.... I'd have to say TomLulsBrady, and here is why....

When the chips are down, and we as a group need to make that step from trying to survive by killing zombies, to surviving by killing humans, I want a person that does nothing but troll so that my rage could help me get through the horrible horrible thing I would have to do.

Also, if I took out TomLuls then Tom Brady would be really happy and want to hang out with our group of nobodies.(and soonk)