if there was a zombie apocalypse which 5 MK players would you want in your survival group and why?

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

He could hold the zombie down while we cut it's head off.

i'd pay to see this. So he obviously has entertainment and strategic value. I"M OVERRULED!!!

 

[Temjiin]

Temjiin - because all he does is recruit zombie players
STB Shujinkydink - because I said so
@Goldfish - duh
@birdsongs - every girl needs a BFF.
@ripcrowley - too legit to quit.

Plus, I live in London so I'm no stranger to hordes of brainless humanoids that I want to chainsaw to the face.

 

[Chuckychuck]

Denzell he will instruct the group how to bernie so the zombies don't see us
GamerBlake90 If the group bernie fails, I'll just point him in the right direction and let him go
Tom Brady LBSH when GamerBlake90 clashes with the zombies we're going to need epic commentary
Jamessmk going to need a body guard when the two warriors go down and Tom Brady trips over his microphone wire
AestheticLove because; happily ever after

 

[Jimmypotato]

All 5 people would be people I don't know at all, so I wouldn't care when they get eatin so I can get away,

I think everyone dies in the zombie Apocalypse, so your only delaying the inevitable.

 

[AestheticLove]

Charlie2417 that awkward moment when i go hard at L4D one and two...

 

[Smarrgasm]

Since everyone has STB Goldfish in their list, I wonder who her actual five would be?

 

[Juggs]

How about 5 MK players you would NOT want in your survival group?

Tom Brady - Would complain that the Zombies never got a nerf and that they were OP from the beginning.
REO - Would troll the entire time in life or death situations. "Watch out bro, there's a zombie behind you!", "JK... KUH BAL".
jamessmk - Would say the Illuminati caused the apocalypse and would be drunk the entire time
CD jr - "Do you like fish sticks?" "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn..."
MKF30 - Would never leave the "base" claiming he had birthday parties to go to or had to wash his dogs or something.

 

[AK Vip3r]

I choose.

REO- Would troll the zombies into thinking he is a zombie as well. would make for a good distraction.
Pig- The master Strategist.
M2dave- ZONE THEM ZOMBIES OUT!
My girlfriend- For re-population (Yes, she does play)
BeenieWeenies- Every group needs someone comical.

 

[redeyes]

can i add a 6th and get curbos mom on my list? tehehehe

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

My cousin Carlos (played trilogy)
My cousin Mauri (played trilogy)
My brother Andrew (played trilogy)
My dad (played mk1)
hmm, and i guess i need a girl right? That bitch that got uppercutted on the cleveland bus. I'd uppercut her into the zombie traps so they get baited in and i get a toasty boost, lol.

fuck repopulating, with this few people by the second generation incest becomes inevitable. im not putting my kids through that, that's freaking nasty.

All very active members of the community there I see.


I'd pick:

12 gauge
Nemesis
Pig of the hut
UFG
Brady

 

[DJ L Toro]

All very active members of the community there I see.

being active and in the community arent criteria
all it says is "5 mk players and why." top 4 my reason is they are family and mauri can probably kill all the zombies on his own, lol. cleveland uppercut chick i gave my reason

 

[GuamoKun]

I'd be a good candidate for a team member....
....I run pretty fast since I have looooong legs.
....I know how to prepare food because I'm Mexican.
....I'm so skinny the zombies would ignore me since I have no flesh.
....I read a lot of comics and stuff so I know what to do in many fictional scenarios.

That being said, I'd have:
HyruleNERD for token female
Cossner because he probably has drug cartel connections
AdmiralAugustus because if we had sea travel we would be unstoppable
Brownie because who wouldn't want him on a team?
Somberness since he'd have the frame data on the zombies and how fast their infection would spread and how far stuff is.

rev0lver would be left behind since he'd cry about a broken nail or something.
Insuperable would become a zombie to learnt the thriller dance

 

[Z-911-Z]

M2Dave - could snipe at zombies on the roof. Has probably killed a man.

I have this hilarious image of Dave just throwing Freddy gloves off a rooftop at people.

 

[Rampage254]

I'll be that guy everyone finds alone in an abandoned mall.

 

[Enenra]

I'll be that guy everyone finds alone in an abandoned mall.

In the Victoria's Secret?

 

[HGTV DrFlash44]

KevoDaMan- Seems like Daryll from the walking dead badass type guy in a zombie apacalypse
16 bit- Seems like the type of guy that is "prepared" for this situation
Arez god of war- Also would prob be like Daryll
Forever King- seems pretty in shape
Goldfishkeeper- you can't have a zombie fighting crew without a girl

 

[Chongo]

Pig Of The Hut- awesome dude, would keep our motivations up.
STB Sgt Reed- because old people are awesome to have in a zombie apocalypse.
FOREVER KING- LBSH, we need a swoll guy to fight the psychopaths we'll encounter.
16 Bit- so me and him can be emo together
AestheticLove - because she'd seem like a cool person to kill zombies with. I originally had Wafflez for the last spot, but I thought "Wait, why Wafflez?"

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

STB Sgt Reed- because old people are awesome to have in a zombie apocalypse.

STB Sgt Reed-because old people

i'm dying .......... i can't control this laughter.

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

i'm dying .......... i can't control this laughter.

I hate you all.

 

[Chongo]

I hate you all.

Come on dude, ever play L4D? Bill kicked ass.

 

[PND_Mustard]

Ketchup, Foxy, Omega, 12 Gauge, Smokey.

because they're in the UK, whats the point in me picking others when you're all too far away to save my ass.

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

Come on dude, ever play L4D? Bill kicked ass.

i'm older than Reed!!!!
The hilarity is over 9000!!!!!!

 

[Chongo]

i'm older than Reed!!!!
The hilarity is over 9000!!!!!!

You must have rode with the dinosaurs if you're older than Reed.

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

STB Espio cause he'd have access to the swat supplies.
J360 dude looks like he could beat some zombie ass if needed lol
MITDJT cause he looks quick and nimble... we'd need a glen.
Pig Of The Hut / @L0rd of the fly ... Cause we'd need someone to keep spirits up and they both look like zombie wrecking dudes. Plus, they're from atl... Maybe they have crossbows
STB Goldfish / AestheticLove ... Cause lbsh, I need someone to gawk at when they aren't looking and pig won't cut it.

 

[rev0lver]

rev0lver would be left behind since he'd cry about a broken nail or something.

You have no idea dude. I am pretty hard to kill in an urban environment. I'll pick up the scraps of your body for my companion dog though.