Lt. Boxy Angelman
I WILL EAT THIS GAME
I think that if MK9 gets at least 100 pre-regs for Combo Breaker by, idk, arbitrary deadline probably @ end of winter/start of spring, that everyone who's anyone who's ever wanted to be someone should pull a Smash Melee @ EVO and pour into the literal city of the Netherrealm and make this real.
Also, you have my solemn vow - and this isnt a weirdo angle or a rant or a crazy scheme or anything of the sort, this is on my life because its important to me - you have my promise, as a man and a dad and a writer and a Box and a human being, that if at least 100 people pledge their allegiance that they'll show up and fight, that I will put up $500 against @Tom Brady, or in the event he cannot/does not attend, anyone he chooses to fight in his stead, to give me the fight of my life and accept my challenge of a FT7/Unlucky 13-0 Deathmatch, his Sub-Zero or their who gives a fuck who, against my Cyrax.
And if I am victorious, all $1,000 of that pot will be donated to my dead estranged love's mom's nonprofit/anti-heroin/helping the doomed organization. Abbie & Krystal's Angels. And if not, fuck it, 100 bodies for MK9 in 2018 is still incredible.
This is a deathly serious post.
I want to be inspired to fight again.
Let's all be inspired. Together.
Also, you have my solemn vow - and this isnt a weirdo angle or a rant or a crazy scheme or anything of the sort, this is on my life because its important to me - you have my promise, as a man and a dad and a writer and a Box and a human being, that if at least 100 people pledge their allegiance that they'll show up and fight, that I will put up $500 against @Tom Brady, or in the event he cannot/does not attend, anyone he chooses to fight in his stead, to give me the fight of my life and accept my challenge of a FT7/Unlucky 13-0 Deathmatch, his Sub-Zero or their who gives a fuck who, against my Cyrax.
And if I am victorious, all $1,000 of that pot will be donated to my dead estranged love's mom's nonprofit/anti-heroin/helping the doomed organization. Abbie & Krystal's Angels. And if not, fuck it, 100 bodies for MK9 in 2018 is still incredible.
This is a deathly serious post.
I want to be inspired to fight again.
Let's all be inspired. Together.