G4S Claude VonStroke
@MK_ClaudeVS on twitter
OMG the Dominican brothers are going to fucking dominate this POS tournament and then move onto the real tournament aka MLG, where there will be actual money to be made.
open up this pit
what about if you build a time machine and travel to the future and experience final round in preparation for final round??I guarentee it
Nothing will prepare you for Final Round in Atlanta Ga
Cuttin that sick promo...this is gonna be NO HOLDS BARRED!Maxter, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. I've assembled a dream team made up of some of the best and brightest from the Midwest and West Coast. Two mega powers coming together to shut you down.
Detroit: The CD Jr killer. It doesn't matter if you know the Shang matchup. He will take your soul and beat you with your own character. There's no coming back from a demoralizing loss like that. There's a reason you guys kept asking if the 5th member was him...fear.
Morty: You of all people should know how good he is. What are you going to do against Sonya? Come at her, she doesn't give a fuck, she's got EX Cartwheel. Don't even think about counter picking against Sonya either. We'll pull off the old switcharoo and swap in Sao to play Sektor, you'd never know.
Dizzy: The master of f+3. Zone him while you can because when he gets in the only way out is in a body bag. Try to poke out all you want, you'll get got by the input bug. We all know the reason you picked up Cage was seeing Dizzy take your brother to the limit at Season's Beatings so make sure you take notes.
Slips: The OG. This man has OCV teams with stronger competition than VSM. You coast on playing guys intimidated by your reputation. Slips has gone face to face with the best Korean Tekken players in the world, he doesn't give a shit about VSM.
This is the most powerful team of MK players ever assembled. We're like the Super Friends of MK.
I'd slap a nun to hear Slips' reaction to this. XDfor slips: ... cant believe you guys lost to a teleport not to PL.
.........LMFAO, Sao your brother has been exposed as a fraud!morty,the guy that lied in 16 bit podcast and said me andhim were going back to back in casuals when i DESTROYED HIM with jax 8-1,
Dam I think hes saying hes gonna beat all of you himself daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuumPain and suffering awaits, the dream team will become your own nightmare.
16 beaten: For you i dont need to do to much to beat you really,
for detroit i'll have no soul for you to take, a soulless Maxter is coming for you
for morty, there will not be a maxter going to bed at 7 in the morning and waking up in three hours after a gallon of whisky to play against you.
for dizzy: he will experience the taste of a more powerful knee, watch your nuts too boy, i'll show you who is the real cage of america
for slips: i'll make you rant more than what you and 16 beaten did about Raiden's teleport, cant believe you guys lost to a teleport not to PL.
You gonna have to beat some of my guys first to get to face me, i don't think you will gt that far guys, after this humiliation you will go through,it will be proven that there is not team that can beat The Empire State, unless mustard and the foxygrandpa team comes from the UK and prove that they have more skills than the mid west coast. If you don't get to our commander, after you team is destroyed, on the second chance you will get, you will face the commander so he can ocv you all.
We wont go there to take anyone's soul, we will take your pride, your honor, your dreams, your arrogance, your virtues, your will to keep playing this game, your beard, your everything.
Safeties disabled "maxter mode engaged"
YOU RE NOT PREPARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reo or not Reo 16 bit team is getting its ass kicked, detroit ballin hasnt played against me, i did know the shang match up, 16 bit crew will be destroyed,
our team consist of 2 lieutenants, 2 generals and one commander, i dont think 16 beaten team would go past the 2 lieutenants, we should bet 20 bucks a piece team losing lose all, btw VSM stands for Vanquish Superior Masters not what they stated on that silly podcast, 16 beaten you will feel the agony of being vanquished, you will lose your beard, your destroyers will be there, there is no way to stop them
I usually wouldn't post here, but it was more like a total of 5 games and they were back and forth.morty i want to say that i respect you as a player and i consider you my friend but i am going to put you on blast ok?morty,the guy that lied in 16 bit podcast and said me and him were going back to back in casuals when i DESTROYED HIM with jax 8-1,but it wasnt recorded and i really dont give a shit if people dont believe me i know what happened and i got 4 eye witnesses that can back me up.
morty dude come on you know it wasnt back and forth you only beat me once dude i remember everything no to put pig on blast but he also just beat me once and i bet he is not going to lie Pig Of The Hut dude you know how much i love you man but did you beat me more than once in casuals? also detroit knows i beat him 5-1 in casuals and he didnt lie.morty are you trolling or you dead ass think you beat me more than once?I usually wouldn't post here, but it was more like a total of 5 games and they were back and forth.