Online dating pretty much boils down to this(possibly offensive)

[Cibernetico]

If you are attractive, you are a secret admirer.

If you are not attractive, you are a demented stalker.

 

[Ironsoulsmasher]

personal experience?

 

[Killphil]

Attractiveness is subjective. And you're better off not having an online relationship tbh. You'll probably just end up needing to call Nev anyway. d:

 

[Somea2V]

I'm not sure how this would be offensive, so don't worry.

Also, you forgot the second option on unattractive:

If you are not attractive, you are everything she wants in a guy but she just doesn't think of you that way.

Attractiveness is subjective. And you're better off not having an online relationship tbh. You'll probably just end up needing to call Nev anyway. d:

While attractiveness is subjective, there are certain trends that the vast majority find unattractive. And even if you don't have those physical trends, if you keep striking out then you're at least unattractive to the people you find attractive. That's my problem.

 

[miloPKL]

a status update in thread form.

that's so beta.



oh and online dating and real life dating are identical.

 

[Somea2V]

oh and online dating and real life dating are identical.

The man speaks truth.

 

[JSF]

secret admirer = catfish