1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[Seven]

I know this has been done before on other websites, but I don't see it on here so why not.
Ok I'll get the first 10 started:

1. You try to d3 someone in a real fight.
2. You're scared of blind people thinking they might have armor.
3. Every morning when you wake-up, you feel invincible for a second.
4. You know the frame data for all the characters, even Sheeva (O_O)
5. You played through story mode more than once.
6. You stay away from trees to avoid getting eaten.
7. You are able to beat REO using Kano.
8. You are a big FAN of Kitana (OMG DO YOU GET IT?!?!!)
9. You bought MK9 Collector's Edition, even though you have all the fighters.
10. You only used half the roaster in MK vs DC.

 

[Lulzlou]

11. You can play Kabal at a high level

 

[PND OmegaK]

12. You have no friends

 

[Rampage254]

RedRaptor10 now is the time for you to shine.

 

[SonicFox5000]

13. When your sonya, all you do is D4 military stance

 

[Error]

14. When it's the only game you've bought/played in a year and a half.

 

[Ironheart]

15. You know 1001 ways to tell if you play too much mk.

 

[CRUM]

16. When you EX nut punch out of pressure in a real fight.

 

[Rampage254]

17. When threads like this are made.

 

[ryublaze]

18. When you complain about Rain going into pressure after d3 online.

#shizzle

 

[Mothmonsterman0]

19 when you are at work, school, having sex with your girlfriend, and anything else and you are thinking about MUs and set ups for your main...

 

[Rampage254]

18. When you complain about Rain going into pressure after d3 online.

#shizzle

Shots fired

#Snaps

 

[Mikemetroid]

The only thing impressive you can say in a conversation is that you're a character mod on TYM.

 

[Relaxedstate]

20. When all you do on the internet anymore is visit TYM

 

[Relaxedstate]

21. When you made an account on MKU because TYM was down

 

[Eddy Wang]

21. When you claim to find a new tech hopefully to get front paged

 

[PND OmegaK]

22. You photoshop TYM members face's onto Dark Knight Rises screencaps in a somewhat creepy fashion.
23. You shout 'YO MORTAL KOMBAT' on the top of your lungs when Reptile's theme plays at a club.

 

[Spletty]

24. When you debate naming your firstborn child either scarlet, or jade

 

[DragonPick]

26. When you hurt yourself and wonder how much meter you got from it
27. When you build tier lists for food and other assorted things
28. When you shout "SCOOBIYA" in snowball fights
29. When you start thinking of other drivers on the road as filthy spammers
30. When you feel you have to "Test Your Might" when it comes to a job that involves heavy lifting
31. When you crouch around the Burn Ward of your local hospital... just in case a gas blast goes off
32. When you try to block a gun shot to the face with your arms

 

[Rampage254]

21. When you claim to find a new tech hopefully to get front paged

RedRaptor10

 

[Spletty]

Lol#32

 

[DragonPick]

33. You pose dramatically with some kind of snappy quote after every accomplishment
34. You crouch and hold your arms in front of your face when something hits you and expect it not to hurt much, because it's not an overhead
35. You attempt to leap over some guy's head
36. You expect not to fall on your dumb ass when you slide forward on some ice
37. Somebody bumps into you on the street, "A CHALLENGE!"
38. An officer stops you and you think you can take him if you stay close, because he's low tier
39. You feel anyone who beats you at anything needs a patch
40. You get stabbed in the back of the head and the eyes and expect to live

 

[Rampage254]

33. You pose dramatically with some kind of snappy quote after every accomplishment
34. You crouch and hold your arms in front of your face when something hits you and expect it not to hurt much, because it's not an overhead
35. You attempt to leap over some guy's head
36. You expect not to fall on your dumb ass when you slide forward on some ice
37. Somebody bumps into you on the street, "A CHALLENGE!"
38. An officer stops you and you think you can take him if you stay close, because he's low tier
39. You feel anyone who beats you at anything needs a patch
40. You get stabbed in the back of the head and the eyes and expect to live

 

[Hemlock]

41. You buy an arcade stick just for MK
42. You buy a PS Vita just so you can play MK on your way home....to play MK

 

[DragonPick]

I gotta speak the truth, man