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1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

Prinz

Prinz

watch?v=a8PEVV6tt14
Lt. Box said:
You relate EVERYTHING in life to frame advantage.

You see assholes out and about during the day and you look at your shadow seriously contemplating if or how it can be used as a weapon.

You see police and wonder if they know how to Baton Roll.

You think all blind people are Kenshi. All of them.

You think all native american people can shoulder tackle you from 30 feet away.

You no longer fear death because you can just come back as a revenant.

You avoid fighting men in sunglasses up close at all costs.

You can't get stoned without thinking about 3D12.

You've read @A F0xy Grampa 's online reviews.
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Dude, get your numbers together.
 
B

BLACKRENEGADE

Salt.exe
530. When you're at class or work and think the stage select has glitched.
531. When you constantly go to threads that make no damn sense.
532. When the clouds outside start to take the shape of your main.
533. When you posted up in the club and your break out move is the ice slide.
534. You start to think of actors that could play different characters.
535. You can remember all fatalities, but can't remember every president in your country.
 
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Superi0rMagik

Superi0rMagik

You only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent
536. When you look through all 535 Ways that have been posted to make sure no one else already put the same thing your about to put.
 
Prinz

Prinz

watch?v=a8PEVV6tt14
537. When you watch a video on youtube of someone getting choked and a slight smile appears on your face. Kano fan here.
538. When you are in an earthquaqe and understand why Tremor's earth shake is an unblockable.
539. When you gave up on picking rocks from the ground because you know it's gonna take forever.
 
DarkSlayerSmith

DarkSlayerSmith

Fundamentals in real life
540.when you know this thread should it ended before MKX was released!
541.When the game is not gonna be released in the old Gen consoles...542.and you wish you had a fatality in real life for making you wait for nothing!
542.STRAIGHT OUTTA 1000 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MK!
 
Blade4693

Blade4693

VIVIVI
554. When you try to come up with variations for characters you know wont be in the game
555 When the music that plays at the end of a match in Qaun Chi's fortress gets stuck in your head when you haven't played the game that day.
 
HellblazerHawkman

HellblazerHawkman

Confused Thanagarian
557. When you hide the Scorpion figure from the MKX Collector's edition around your house so that when people find it you can yell "Holy shit, we have scorpion's in the house"
 
Manticore

Manticore

You will incubate my young!
You scream bloody hell for thermodynamics to get nerfed after you see your test results. *NRS PLS FIX*
 
Manticore

Manticore

You will incubate my young!
In a real fight you quickly duck and then stand repeatedly to cause humiliation and hopefully bait armor.
 
stamatis

stamatis

Όσα δε φτάνει η αλεπού. ........
564.When someone beat you up in a real fight and you ask for a patch to get your revenge!
 
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