Funniest "hatemail" received

Im not sure what it is about losing a match in mortal kombat that makes people absolutely each other but its funny to read all the things everyone has to say.

my favorite

"1. smoke is for noobs 2. ermac is for fags 3. go suck a dick you fucking faggot"

In response to my "u mad?"

"...kinda"

"FUCK YOU"


"Butterflies!!"

"STOP BLOCKING SO MUCH AND PLAY THE GAME!"

PSN seems so mature in retrospect, it saddens me greatly. This makes me almost want to fix my 360, re-buy the game, an actual functioning pad/stick, and let the hatemail come flooding in!

Josh99? LOL.

As much as people will ride the kids nuts for being a "protege", shit like that just won't fly. I just lost all respect for him after what teef said happened and now this.... He can have all the skill in the world, and I don't think age is an issue for a mature game, maturity is. Especially when you want to be part of the community.

1st. "all you do is combos, learn how to play" LOL
2nd. "go kiss your overweight boyfriend" LOLOLOLOL.....ahhh rage quiters

Where do I start... This Cage user: "WIth your record, expected you to be better, trying to run away all game." After me telling him that that's how you play cage, you zone him "Yeah, if you have no skill, Kabal's got combos, if you were really good you'd get in there and do them all the time." Yeah, rush down cage, I'll get right on that one.

Kung Lao User: "i bet alot of people rage quit u cuz ur a cheesy zone sindle douche bag afterbirth cervicle slop aborted asshole baby"

Another Kung Lao usser (I'm stil Sindel): "whatever ur making the game boring 4 urself"

A sub that lost to Sindel trying to do nothing but ice clones and I zoned him: "how bout a fair match" I assume fair is when I jump into iceclones

There was another joker with Sindel when I was Kabal: "Why don't you play like a man, why run?" I found it funny because I was zoning with Kabal and he was SIndel and he just kept trying to jump in like a genius he is. Faced him a few days later and he messaged me after a ragequit "you cheater and your turbo controller, I know for a fact Kabal's fireballs don't come out that fast".

Oh the wonderful world of MK.

I get alot, some good, some unoriginal. Some classic, like my personal favorite:

"Fuck you, Kitana and that BROKEN FAN INFINITE"

LOL

One guy just sent me "B3,1,2 B3,1,2....." until he ran out of message space back when I was doing my 100 games with Liu Kang. I couldn't think of anything else but "good combo ain't it?"

I love all hate-mail equally.

lol ive gotten that one too.
my most recent is "stop throwing shadows scrub"...ok....sooo...... dont use his specials? tell that to kung lao

i was talking about that the other day, i think the people who have ps3s are generally more mature. all little kids, hoosiers, bro dudes have an xbox so more shit talking will happen with them.

It sucks, man. It really sucks! I mean, I don't get the recorded death threats, or hate mail!

Maturity is subjective. At least in the context in which you are presenting it in. I disagree, I find that XBOX Live players are more competitive; which will in-turn create more tense emotions leading to players letting loose their steam through hate-mail/messages.

I once beat this dude and just for the heck of it I performed the Living Forest stage fatality (gotta mix things up, even how you end your matches.) I received a message which read as follows: "I know this game is only three months old and you still have a hard on for fatalities but gg and I hope you get cancer." I replied: "The tree wants me to tell you that salty tears make his meal go down easier."

dont worry just keep punchin em in the dick, youll get some haters LOL btw i send you a friend request