Who is the saltmaster in your local scene and why?

TakeAChance · Mar 20, 2015

Shady said:
You'd think so, but in the MK world he is just the Toronto runner up. No one holds a candle to the troll-mastery of Scumbag Shady. That one time, I heard, he actually brought a Staples "That Was Easy" button to set in front of the stream station. There also may or may not have been a thing when someone tried to fight him in real life because of all the trolling...

Okay, I'll stop talking about myself in third person. Trust me. Ask @NeoRussell, @TakeAChance and some other of these scrubs.

This guy is by far the most salty guy I have ever seen. It knows no bounds.

It's actually quite terrifying since he is a literal Giant.

Also, Shady, we comin back

Qwark28 · Mar 20, 2015

@Metzos I've spanked this idiot's ass multiple times across 3 differents games yet he always says I'm a scrub that does yolo shit and uses overpowered characters.

Whenever he loses to something perfectly fair that his brain can't comprehend he leans back with a look of a baby that was deprived of its lollypop.

A F0xy Grampa · Mar 20, 2015

Khaoz77 said:
Okay, so I have a small scene at the school I attend, and there's a freshman named Ken. Ken is HORRIBLE at every game we play, Smash, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, even FUCKING Mario Kart.

The most hilarious thing about him is what we call "the AwaKENing" because if you beat him and he felt like he came "close" to beating you, he would enter this mode where he was extremely quiet, have the gamer angry face, and call salty runbacks on you until he wins a game. It doesn't matter if there is a rotation or not, when he enters this mode, everyone is a spectator. He did this to me when we were playing Project M and I Bowser FSmashed him so many times he legit put the controller down, started crying, and stormed off the room.

It has gotten to the point where we started keeping a record of how many times we have "broKEN" him, and so far I am in the lead with 3 of them. The funny thing is, when we try to teach him, he gets HELLA defensive and acts like he doesn't need out help and he can figure it out on his own, which he has failed to do. We have tried everything from 1-on-1 coaching, to even telling him the move we are going to do next and he just does not take into account what we are telling him.

It may seem like we give him a lot of shit, but he does it to himself, with his petty attitude and selfish tendencies, so we are going to teach him the hard way to respect his fellow schoolmates.

Sound familiar @PND i2 Gaug3?

BenGmanUk · Mar 20, 2015

I'm internally salty. I'll probably kill someone one day.

Can't wait for HoG...

HGTV Soapboxfan · Mar 20, 2015

@OZZYGUITAR has stormed out of my house at 3 am due to salt, @G4S Ermacio has thrown his arcade stick across the room, and one time after I beat @HGTV DrFlash44 10 - 0 I looked over at him and a single tear ran down his cheek. So you guys decide? Lol

AK L0rdoftheFLY · Mar 20, 2015

If you don't already know...

@Pig Of The Hut is the saltiest man on the face of the planet. You guys can chit chat all day about who is the "salt man" of your scene while we in Atlanta discuss the "salt man" of the world.

But what am i saying? All you guys know this already.

TopTierHarley · Mar 20, 2015

crimson-neoviper said:
by acknowledging someone is salty is just giving them attention and power and exactly what they want. if someone is salty and mad then it is their problem. if they want to do rushdowns that I can't get out of forcing a player to resort to zoning then beat them then that is their problem. If someone is just going to spam fest Noob Saibot online and do nothing else and call themselves good but quit soon as you figure out their zoning then good for them. they can all just blow it up their ass. #quitality

That's not the point of the thread....

AK L0rdoftheFLY · Mar 20, 2015

@Pig Of The Hut is so salty he transfers his salt to his dog Simon to run through CLOSED screen doors as a distraction.

AK L0rdoftheFLY · Mar 20, 2015

@Pig Of The Hut is so salty...

He once pulled the joystick out of his controller with his teeth like Mileena's MKX corn cob fatality.

STB Shujinkydink · Mar 20, 2015

Here's a question. If you salt out, do you have to hold dat? Or should the scene be respectful and never speak of it again

PND_Ketchup · Mar 20, 2015

crimson-neoviper said:
by acknowledging someone is salty is just giving them attention and power and exactly what they want. if someone is salty and mad then it is their problem. if they want to do rushdowns that I can't get out of forcing a player to resort to zoning then beat them then that is their problem. If someone is just going to spam fest Noob Saibot online and do nothing else and call themselves good but quit soon as you figure out their zoning then good for them. they can all just blow it up their ass. #quitality

1. This is clearly a joke thread

2. I haven't seen someone call Noob Saibots keepaway "spam" since launch, thank you for bringing me that blast from the past

Shady · Mar 20, 2015

TakeAChance said:
This guy is by far the most salty guy I have ever seen. It knows no bounds.

It's actually quite terrifying since he is a literal Giant.

Also, Shady, we comin back

No lie. I am.

And you are? TO DIAMONDS!!!

cR Biohazard · Mar 20, 2015

HoneyBee said:
@w1nter warz

Salty Catchphrase in Injustice: Oh, you think your so good with your 50/50's
Saltiest Moment: When I played a FT10 with him on stream and made him throw his keyboard

Shania Twain · Mar 20, 2015

PND_Ketchup said:
1. This is clearly a joke thread

PND_Ketchup said:
2. I haven't seen someone call Noob Saibots keepaway "spam" since launch, thank you for bringing me that blast from the past

Johnny Based Cage · Mar 20, 2015

Here lies Sanford Kelly's arcade stick...

PND_Ketchup · Mar 20, 2015

crimson-neoviper said:

good memes

PND_Ketchup · Mar 20, 2015

@UsedForGlue

There were fewer things more fresh than hearing the loud sigh you'd make every time somebody landed a successful jump in. especially if it beat your anti air attempt.

These things must return in MKX.

Pig Of The Hut · Mar 20, 2015

AK L0rdoftheFLY said:
If you don't already know...

@Pig Of The Hut is the saltiest man on the face of the planet. You guys can chit chat all day about who is the "salt man" of your scene while we in Atlanta discuss the "salt man" of the world.

But what am i saying? All you guys know this already.

AK L0rdoftheFLY said:
@Pig Of The Hut is so salty he transfers his salt to his dog Simon to run through CLOSED screen doors as a distraction.

AK L0rdoftheFLY said:
@Pig Of The Hut is so salty...

He once pulled the joystick out of his controller with his teeth like Mileena's MKX corn cob fatality.

Sorry

AK L0rdoftheFLY · Mar 20, 2015

Pig Of The Hut said:
Sorry

all love bromigo

HoneyBee · Mar 20, 2015

He's not in my scene but @DarthArma can be pretty salty too <3

JTB123 · Mar 20, 2015

HoneyBee said:
He's not in my scene but @DarthArma can be pretty salty too <3

Man I cannot imagine Arma being salty, he seems so chilled all the time.

HoneyBee · Mar 20, 2015

JTB123 said:
Man I cannot imagine Arma being salty, he seems so chilled all the time.

Just beat him in a few consecutive MMs and you'll see the salt flow

UsedForGlue · Mar 20, 2015

PND_Ketchup said:
@UsedForGlue

There were fewer things more fresh than hearing the loud sigh you'd make every time somebody landed a successful jump in. especially if it beat your anti air attempt.

These things must return in MKX.

They will. Online connections will personally guarantee that it happens.

cR WoundCowboy · Mar 20, 2015

I nominate @Blind_Ducky . "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT Raven sucks" *rages to the character select screen*

AK L0rdoftheFLY · Mar 20, 2015

I want to have "your mama" jokes turn into "pig is so salty he..."

Who is the saltmaster in your local scene and why?

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